....you know the evils of
"groundation."
....you think that TC Rebuttal is the funniest thing ever invented.
....Bill Paccone tought you everything you needed to know about "enhancing
sentences."
....you know EXACTLY what PDA stands for, but you have no clue what constitutes one.
....you've watched that bead of sweat defy gravity on a certain science teacher's chin.
....you think "hanging out at the dorm" is an activity.
....you knew college food was awful before you went to college.
....you know to give C.L. Denson fruit whenever you see him.
....you think all classes should be taught in a Fine Arts Building.
....you know all the places to hide in the Student Union.
....you've mysteriously "lost" laundry.....you've
dated someone for less than a week but saw them for more hours than you've seen most of
the other people you've ever dated outside of the program.
....you think hacky-sack should be an Olympic sport. |
....you've stared at your desk
for two hours straight waiting for the clock to say 9:00 p.m.
....you've been to more amusement parks than you can stand.
....you've eaten more Sal-burgers than you can stomach.
....you always tried to get on Sal's bus.
....you think of a "pod" as something having to do with computers, rather than
something having to do with peas.
....you're not quite sure of who Dan McCormick is, but you know he's really important.
....you played volleyball in the sand pit next to Delaware Hall every day for two weeks.
....you understand why everyone is crying after the awards ceremony.
....you've ever waited three hours in your room while the kids from Queens College were
almost ready to meet you.
....you've had to wait two hours to make a five-minute phone call.
....you're convinced that Anne Reynolds is the Greek goddess of Math.
....you've always wondered what TC's do while the students are in mini-course. |
